Sunday, October 23, 2011

What is an Orch Dork?

This question is kind of like,"What the HE## is a Hufflepuff?" However there a few major differences. First of all, this question does not only have one answer. Second, Orch Dorks are not good finders. Third, A Very Potter Musical does not answer this question. So what is an Orch Dork exactly?

An Orch Dork works his or her butt off playing violin, viola, cello, or bass. They love orchestra and would probably go into severe depression without it. The average Orch Dork is usually a fan of Harry Potter, Monty Python, and other geeky things. Despite how awesome an Orch-Dork is, the Orch Dork is not very popular.

How you can notice an Orch Dork out of the sea of musicians is very diffucult. You can easily tell who is a violinist or violist because they have a "Hickey" on the side of  his or her neck because of the end pen. DO NOT assume that they had an extra cozy evening with their boyfriend or girlfriend "Although this may be true as well." The Orch Dork talks about funny events in orchestra to all of his or her friends. The Orch Dork always has a song in his or her head from orchestra and usually hums the part he or she plays.

The moral of this story? Hug an Orch Dork today. You will never regret it.

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