Friday, August 10, 2012

Vacation

Sorry, I have not written in such a long time. I am on a vacation visiting my grandparents on their farm. I guess it is OK, however my family is p***ing me off. My little sister only cares about texting her stupid boyfriend who she is more than likely going to break up with in a few weeks. Oh yeah, did I mention that she only wants to get material items and constantly begs mom to buy her such items? My mom nags me and thinks that she can still order me around and tell me what to do, despite the fact that I am leaving for college in a week. My dad always does nothing. Oh yeah, my cousin's wedding is tomorrow, and is more than likely going to be boring. This in turn was a very BORING and lame vacation. When I get home, I will have a total of 4 days to pack before I head off for school. So I will be rushing to pack everything that I have.

I apologize for the boring post so, here are some random thoughts
-How do we know the sky is blue? It could be yellow or pink, but we would never know it.
-If we have never seen a unicorn, how do we know they are imaginary?
-Pastaaa

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Boredness

I am writing this post because I am bored out of my mind and I do not feel like studying for my finals in a week. So here are a few explanations on what we as people are.

We are like a tree, we have the ability to be murdered by things much smaller than ourselves (i.e. spiders)
We are like the Internet, knowledgeable and idiotic
We are like the clouds, we pee
We are like a refrigerator, there is never good stuff in us

By the way, if a zombie apocalypse caused by bath salts really does happen, I know for a fact I would be moving to Narnia. Should that fail, I will make myself a bow and arrows and pretend I was Katniss in the Hunger Games.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Profiting off pain

I'm so happy right now! My crush broke up with his girlfriend. I know I should feel bad, but hey, I don't give a darn. Needless to say, I am going to do my happy dance and sing with the narwhals.

Random thought- Why am I on the computer right now, I should be having a wild dance party!

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Senioritis

Senioritis is a serious issue in today's society. While my freshman sister does not believe it exists, it does. I feel no motivation to do anything besides playing my violin. Even as I am writing this blog post, I have to work on a paper and do a powerpoint. But no, instead of doing something productive, I am writing a poorly written post to people who are total strangers to me.
Senioritis also causes seniors to make extremely immature jokes. I made a poop joke just today that I would have never had made in my underclassman and early senior years.
Prom is in a few days, and if senoiritis has not kicked in for everyone, it is sure to kick in for everyone after prom. It would be interesting to see how everyone acts...

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Encounters in Driving Home

While my sister and I were driving home from school, a number of things happened. We almost got in an accident because someone did not know what a stop sign was. While at a red light, we saw a couple making out. At another red light, we saw two douche bags in their car playing crappy rap music and attemping to be cool. We were playing no music at the time. My sister soon changed that by turning on the CD player and rolling down her window. I then rolled down my window because I had a feeling what she was going to do. She turned the CD to "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey and turned up the volume so that we were blasting the CD. The two guys heard us blasting it. The looks on their faces were priceless.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Random thoughts

I have nothing really important I want to write about, so here are some random thoughts that have been floating in my head.

-Why do thoughts float?
- Why do people still like Twil#ght when the whole plotline is about a girl chosing between beastility and necrophilia?
- What will happen when the zombie apoplype does come?
- What do Girl Scouts put in their cookies that makes them so addictive?
- Was Shang from Mulan gay before he found out Mulan was a girl?
- Does my cat want to kill me?

I am trying to update every day, so when I have nothing to say, I will just put up a list of random thoughts

Monday, February 27, 2012

Senioritis

I have a really bad case of senioritis. While my younger sister who is a freshman does not believe senioritis exists, I know it does. I do not feel like doing anything except fool around. But I can not spend all day looking up pictures of cats, memes, and rage comics; no I have to work on schoolwork. Not to mention the senioritis sometimes goes the other way by making me freak out over every grade I get. Senioritis made me skip seating auditions for my local youth orchestra. I knew I was going to sit in the back anyway but still.
Once prom is over in April, I and every other senior in my class just will not care anymore.

Random thought- If zombies had brains; would they go all cannabilistic on each other?