I am writing this post because I am bored out of my mind and I do not feel like studying for my finals in a week. So here are a few explanations on what we as people are.
We are like a tree, we have the ability to be murdered by things much smaller than ourselves (i.e. spiders)
We are like the Internet, knowledgeable and idiotic
We are like the clouds, we pee
We are like a refrigerator, there is never good stuff in us
By the way, if a zombie apocalypse caused by bath salts really does happen, I know for a fact I would be moving to Narnia. Should that fail, I will make myself a bow and arrows and pretend I was Katniss in the Hunger Games.