Friday, August 10, 2012

Vacation

Sorry, I have not written in such a long time. I am on a vacation visiting my grandparents on their farm. I guess it is OK, however my family is p***ing me off. My little sister only cares about texting her stupid boyfriend who she is more than likely going to break up with in a few weeks. Oh yeah, did I mention that she only wants to get material items and constantly begs mom to buy her such items? My mom nags me and thinks that she can still order me around and tell me what to do, despite the fact that I am leaving for college in a week. My dad always does nothing. Oh yeah, my cousin's wedding is tomorrow, and is more than likely going to be boring. This in turn was a very BORING and lame vacation. When I get home, I will have a total of 4 days to pack before I head off for school. So I will be rushing to pack everything that I have.

I apologize for the boring post so, here are some random thoughts
-How do we know the sky is blue? It could be yellow or pink, but we would never know it.
-If we have never seen a unicorn, how do we know they are imaginary?
-Pastaaa

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Boredness

I am writing this post because I am bored out of my mind and I do not feel like studying for my finals in a week. So here are a few explanations on what we as people are.

We are like a tree, we have the ability to be murdered by things much smaller than ourselves (i.e. spiders)
We are like the Internet, knowledgeable and idiotic
We are like the clouds, we pee
We are like a refrigerator, there is never good stuff in us

By the way, if a zombie apocalypse caused by bath salts really does happen, I know for a fact I would be moving to Narnia. Should that fail, I will make myself a bow and arrows and pretend I was Katniss in the Hunger Games.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Profiting off pain

I'm so happy right now! My crush broke up with his girlfriend. I know I should feel bad, but hey, I don't give a darn. Needless to say, I am going to do my happy dance and sing with the narwhals.

Random thought- Why am I on the computer right now, I should be having a wild dance party!

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Senioritis

Senioritis is a serious issue in today's society. While my freshman sister does not believe it exists, it does. I feel no motivation to do anything besides playing my violin. Even as I am writing this blog post, I have to work on a paper and do a powerpoint. But no, instead of doing something productive, I am writing a poorly written post to people who are total strangers to me.
Senioritis also causes seniors to make extremely immature jokes. I made a poop joke just today that I would have never had made in my underclassman and early senior years.
Prom is in a few days, and if senoiritis has not kicked in for everyone, it is sure to kick in for everyone after prom. It would be interesting to see how everyone acts...

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Encounters in Driving Home

While my sister and I were driving home from school, a number of things happened. We almost got in an accident because someone did not know what a stop sign was. While at a red light, we saw a couple making out. At another red light, we saw two douche bags in their car playing crappy rap music and attemping to be cool. We were playing no music at the time. My sister soon changed that by turning on the CD player and rolling down her window. I then rolled down my window because I had a feeling what she was going to do. She turned the CD to "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey and turned up the volume so that we were blasting the CD. The two guys heard us blasting it. The looks on their faces were priceless.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Random thoughts

I have nothing really important I want to write about, so here are some random thoughts that have been floating in my head.

-Why do thoughts float?
- Why do people still like Twil#ght when the whole plotline is about a girl chosing between beastility and necrophilia?
- What will happen when the zombie apoplype does come?
- What do Girl Scouts put in their cookies that makes them so addictive?
- Was Shang from Mulan gay before he found out Mulan was a girl?
- Does my cat want to kill me?

I am trying to update every day, so when I have nothing to say, I will just put up a list of random thoughts

Monday, February 27, 2012

Senioritis

I have a really bad case of senioritis. While my younger sister who is a freshman does not believe senioritis exists, I know it does. I do not feel like doing anything except fool around. But I can not spend all day looking up pictures of cats, memes, and rage comics; no I have to work on schoolwork. Not to mention the senioritis sometimes goes the other way by making me freak out over every grade I get. Senioritis made me skip seating auditions for my local youth orchestra. I knew I was going to sit in the back anyway but still.
Once prom is over in April, I and every other senior in my class just will not care anymore.

Random thought- If zombies had brains; would they go all cannabilistic on each other?

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Sorry about the wait

Lately I have had so much work because of my senior year, hence my blog has not been updated in 4 months. That and I have had a few crappy weeks, not to mention Tom (my crush) now has a girlfriend as of a couple of weeks ago. I am so F###ing P###ed. Anyway, I have been having "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift stuck in my head for the last couple of  weeks because of this. I will not give up on him though. My college audions went not that great. Everyone keeps on telling me to go to one of the two larger schools that I applied to, however I doubt I made it in the music program. Even if I did, I am more than likely going to a small liberal arts school that I did not need to audition for, but I got 3,000 dollars a year from a music scholarship contest.
Again I'm sorry I have not updated for a long time. I promise I will update more often.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Spooky stuff

Since it is Halloween, I'm writing a post about spooky stuff. Now what is spooky to me you ask?
For me, the creepiest things are spiders. Give me anything but spiders. I hate them because they are creepy and crawly, and I think that it is kind of creepy when they see you naked in the shower.
For example today in Small Chamber (The Chamber Orchestra within the Chamber Orchestra) this guy brought a giant fake spider in. I freaked out. The guy that I like threw the spider at me, just to make me freak out over it. While I was telling him I was going to murder him alive, one of my friends put it in my bag. One girl in my class asked me for a pencil in my bag after that. I ,being the nice person I am, (I had no clue about the spider) opened my bag. I saw the spider and flipped out. Did I mention that I bought a bag of candy for all the other 9 people in that class?
I can deal with ghosts, zombies, and serial killers (just to name a few), but god forbid there be any spiders.
Happy Halloween to all!  

Sunday, October 23, 2011

What is an Orch Dork?

This question is kind of like,"What the HE## is a Hufflepuff?" However there a few major differences. First of all, this question does not only have one answer. Second, Orch Dorks are not good finders. Third, A Very Potter Musical does not answer this question. So what is an Orch Dork exactly?

An Orch Dork works his or her butt off playing violin, viola, cello, or bass. They love orchestra and would probably go into severe depression without it. The average Orch Dork is usually a fan of Harry Potter, Monty Python, and other geeky things. Despite how awesome an Orch-Dork is, the Orch Dork is not very popular.

How you can notice an Orch Dork out of the sea of musicians is very diffucult. You can easily tell who is a violinist or violist because they have a "Hickey" on the side of  his or her neck because of the end pen. DO NOT assume that they had an extra cozy evening with their boyfriend or girlfriend "Although this may be true as well." The Orch Dork talks about funny events in orchestra to all of his or her friends. The Orch Dork always has a song in his or her head from orchestra and usually hums the part he or she plays.

The moral of this story? Hug an Orch Dork today. You will never regret it.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Building a catapult

I have to build a catapult for my physics class. It has to be able to shoot a ping-pong ball. It's not that I don't like this project, this is the most awesome project I ever had before. However, I have to find a design. I probably looked at about 20 designs already. At least I do not have to worry about diffuculty because my dad is an engineering wiz and can help me build it. Then I have to test it. That is the most awesome part by far because I get to shoot it. I see why the Mythbusters have so much fun now with testing things.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Hello people!

My name is Musicmajor, or Italy, or whatever you want to call me, as long as it is not mean or says anything about Twilight or Justin Bieber (I HATE those things). I am an Orch-Dorky person wanting to be a music major. My best friend is Gir Lover, or Germany. I currently like this guy, which in this blog I am calling him Spain. About me; I  love Harry Potter, Star Wars, Hetalia, along with other awesome and geeky things. I hate Twilight, Justin Bieber, and most mainstream music. As my name and blog says, I am an Orch Dork, and at a later time, I will tell you what it means. This post is telling you a little about me, nothing major. I will tell you in this blog about my adventures and misadventures of my crazy life.